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untexting:

Taking a nap with the sound of rain outside is heavenly.


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mxcleod:
“the new official twitter account of the president has apparently blocked the meninist account all ready
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mxcleod:

the new official twitter account of the president has apparently blocked the meninist account all ready

(Source: macleod)

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a-wolf-by-any-other-name:
“ a-wolf-by-any-other-name:
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How do you even melt a tomato?
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I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
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a-wolf-by-any-other-name:

a-wolf-by-any-other-name:

 

How do you even melt a tomato?

I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(Source: unclefather)


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pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

image

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